Muh Birthday

Well wadya know, I had muh 4th birthday, and Mum (darn it) well she forgot!!!
It wasnt til she went to her Bichon forum (she's there alllll the time) and there were happy birthday messages for me.

Well she musta bin feelin guilty, cos she got me a couple of pressies, a rawhide bone, which I didnt feel like eating (seeing as Mum forgot and all) and now its disappeared, and a squeaky alligator, which the darned poodle stole off me.


Just in case anyone is interested, heres the link to the Bichon website
that my Mum is obsessed with.
http://bichon-frise.ca/forum/index.php

Mums taking me to Agility Classes

WooHoo I love this stuff. Mums teaching me to go over jumps and through tunnels, and every time I do something good...I get the cheeeeeese yyyaaaayyyy.

Heres some pics for you's to look at and wish you were me

And here's a couple of videos of me running through tunnels...I only had three lessons so far, so I'm doin pretty good dont cha think?

Guess what else...I done my obedience test last night...and I passed too (Mum said with flying colours but I dunno what colour she's talkin about). So now I got Grade two obedience, damn I'm hot.

A Game of BeeGee in the Middle

So we went outside on the weekend and had a game of 'piggy' in the middle.



I mean really, how un-pc is that? I'm not a pig, I'm a wolf, dressed up as a Bichon.



Anyways, heres a video...

I Got Me A Bone

Mum got a us one of them rawhide bone thingies.

Well that poodle just took over. I didnt get a look in.

And then the border collie ate the end of it!

But I got it last night, tastes damn fine too!!

Oh yeah, just to let you know, the jumper I was knitting for ME,
and then Mum undid it cos she reakoned it was to BIG (I'M big),

she ended up giving to that poodle, I'm so disgusted.

WHAT THE #%*@

She said she's help me...HELP ME does NOT mean pull the whole thing apart. I mean...what was wrong with it. It was a trifle roomy maybe, but I like that.

Just cos she's got opposable thumbs dont give her the right to wreck muh stuff.

And look what I'm left with....a ball of wool...hhmmmm that gets me thinking, maybe a ball of wools more fun than a new jumper.

I'm knitting a new jumper

Mum always has wool and needles around so I decided to knit me a new jumper (Mum only made me one and thats not much of a wardrobe).

Anyways, Mum said she help me when I needed it,

but I still got into strife.

Well, when I get untangled, and a bit more work done,

I'll post an update.

Scratch ya later.

And then she BATHED me

Oh the humiliation, whats a poor Bichon to do.

She washed me and dried me.

then she got out the hairdryer (I dont mind that too much).

And hey dont i look swanky when I'm all done up?

Aint I gorgeous?

Maddy got 'done' too.

And the silly poodle

Oh My God....She took me to the groomer

I cant believe she did it. She pack us all off to the groomers yesterday and now I'm nearly Nekkid. How embarrissing. How humiliating (at least I've got muh jacket to maintain some dignity).

I honestly dont know what the problem was....am I not handsome enuff au naturelle?

I'll never trust her again, mind you you should see what she got done to the poodle haha, she's got a pompom on her tail : )

I gotta new jacket

Mum knitted me a new jacket. It took her a while cos the poodle kept trying to eat all the wool. But anyway's it really nice and warm and I like wearing it after I've had a bath cos even though my uses the blow dryer on me ( I LOVE that) I still gets a little chilly.

I tell ya what else though, that silly poodle chewed the buttons off (I dont think Mum's gonna use buttons anymore, even though they look real swanky) so she had to be rescued before she choked and then Mum sewed up the jacket so it just slips on now.

I loves it!!!

I Was Right....

She did get us pressies, tasty ones too. Pics to follow...

Whats in that box?

Let me see too.....

Hmmmm looks interesting

Ooooh whats that?

I'll just read these instructions....

Smells really good... wonder what it tastes like?

Yuuuuuuuummmmmmmm

That looks really good.....

Look at those girls go

Whats this?

Where's the yummy smell coming from?

I CAN get those yummy goodies out, I CAN!!

GGrrrrrrr

This is what our new toy looked like

before that stupid poodle killed it

Peeved Bichon

Well thats it, now I'm really annoyed. Mum's leaving us alone for the WHOLE day. Thats like from 8.30 in the morning to 4 in the afternoon. Its far too long for a bichon (and another bichon and a poodle) to be alone. Even if she does leave goodies out for us. Thats just a mere distraction.

So, we decided, the three of us, just to let Mum know how upset we are.

The first day we got into the rubbish bin. Spread around an old meat tray (licked off the fat first and then chewed into a thousand pieces), some hairy stuff, a few used tissues, an empty (bugger) dog bickie bag, and then piddled on it.

The second day we got into Mums knitting.

The third day we got into Mums knitting AGAIN (and she thought it was safe haha)

And yesterday we chewed up as many tissuesas we could pull out of the box and then chewed the ends of Sams MP3 headphones yeah. She wanted new headphones anyway. I know.

There are no pics of this distruction cos a pic wouldnt do justice, and a pic wouldn't show the look on Mums face when she walked through the door. She was smiling ya know. Really she was.

She think thinks I'm so cute I tell ya I could get away with ANYTHING.

Oh yeah, on each of the above days, there were various poops and piddles and maybe a puke (I didnt do that) for her to clean up. I mean, leave us alone for that long and what does she expect?

I think maybe I might get some new toys in the next few days. If she thinks we're upset enough, she might provide us with better entertainment!!!

Whats a poor Bichon to do?

Its really terrible now. Mum was home with us for a whole three months. It was great. I just love snuggling up to her. Here's a pic of me when I was happy.

Grandad came to visit and that was pretty cool too. He did all kinds of man things with paintbrushes and ladders. I supervised of course. Heres a pic of me and Grandad.

Anyways, Mum musta had enough of me cos she went back to work. NOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

So I just sit by the front door waiting for her to come home. I do a lot of barking to let everyone know I miss her and every now and then a bit of howling too, when I feel really bad.

At night, I have started sneaking back into her bed. I dont get in very far, just enough to curl up in her arm. Sometimes she gets cross and kicks me out, just cos my feet are wet and dirty, I dont know what her problem is.

How will I ever cope?

Yipee, Mums Home

It was bad bad bad. Mum went away last week. I thought she was just going to work like she usually does, but then she didnt come home. It was terrible. I felt sooo abandoned. I thought she didnt love me any more. I had to sleep with Daniel that night night and he snores and kicks. It was horrible. But then the next day, joy!!! The car pulled up and Mum got out. She had some sling thing on her arm. I dont know what thats about, She probably just wants sympathy or something. I was so happy to see her. She was in a bad way. I could tell she really missed me so I gave her lots of cuddles and kisses. Anyway, she hasnt been to work this week so it looks like I'm in for some good times. Happy Me.

Here's a pic of me when I am happy.

Harley the Ginge.

Stoopid kat. (thats why we are called the french terrorists ya know.

we chased one of my mums cats so much that he had to move out

and go live at Nana's house. Yeah!! thats what we do. Terrorise cats)

Would ya take a look at him, sleepin' in the kennel? just who does he

think he is? I'll get him, I'll eat all his food and then chase him over the fence. Course, we wont mention the scratch marks on my nose, self defence wounds they are they, comes with the job of being a french terrorist.

What happened to my ramp?

I tell ya, I'm a creature of habit (most men are). I Loved that ramp. No really, I mean it!! So...Mum comes home after work, and she lets me out of the house (she makes me stay inside during the day cos she says I bark too much...WOTEVA) and the bloody thing is gone!!! WHERES MY RAMP! I'm devastated. How'm I gonna get inside now? And what are these stupid things the builder left behind?



I'm just gona stand here and bark and bark until someone comes and gets me, picks me up and carries me inside. I'm a bichon I tell ya. I need my Ramp.



Oh yeah check out the stupid choclate pooh trying to copy my style.

My Sunday

I had such a good day today. Woke up early, got Mum out of bed for breakfast. Then she went outside to play in the garden, so while she wasnt watching, I was really quiet and I went and found something nice and smelly to roll in. It was sooo good. I smooched all over it. But then she made me have a shower with her. Its not too bad I spose. Better than a bath, cos she picks me up and she's naked ya know. (thats the crazy Maddison in the background smooching the couch).

The Chocolate One

I tell ya, I think my mum might have a bit of an obsession. She went and got ANOTHER dog. That makes 4 of us!!! This one is a chocolate poodle. I dunno about the chocolate bit. I tasted her, more than once and she dont taste like chocolate to me.

The poodle bits right though. Theres plenty of pooh!!! She's kinda cute though. She likes to play, though I havent managed to teach her to blitz yet. She gets yummy puppy food too, its pretty easy to sneak food off her cos she's always running around checking everything out. I'm teaching her to eat vege's too. Though I'd rather have them for myself!!! Anyways, here's the chocolate Pooh.

And the other pic is me coming up the ramp. Mum had a deck built, but duh it dosent have any steps so we use a ramp. Its the coolest. I love it.

Par-tay-Bichon Style

Well, its time, Mum says i can start to blog! Woohoo!!!, First up I'll tell ya about Mums party she had on the weekend. It was so cool (she didnt know there was gonna be a party but we did cos we saw all the food coming into the house).

There was heaps of people and they all thought I was the handsomest dude!!! I did my best not not to bark heaps, and just mingled quietly, more chancing of sneeking some goodies that way.

Maddison was real bad though, she sneaked something off someones plate, and if that werent bad enough she chucked it back up again. Was kinda green and sausage shaped. I tried to clean it up but Sam yelled at me and went and got some water. But before she got back Buddy sat on it. What a doofus.

There was sausages and cake and chicky wicky and garlic bread

and raw veges (mmmm) and and .....it was so exiting.

And after everyone went home, man was I exhausted. Just crashed out I did.