I Got Me A Bone

Mum got a us one of them rawhide bone thingies.

Well that poodle just took over. I didnt get a look in.

And then the border collie ate the end of it!

But I got it last night, tastes damn fine too!!

Oh yeah, just to let you know, the jumper I was knitting for ME,
and then Mum undid it cos she reakoned it was to BIG (I'M big),

she ended up giving to that poodle, I'm so disgusted.